Summit plans to release the The Twilight Saga: Eclipse trailer in front of Robert Pattinson's new feature, Remember Me, which opens tomorrow, which is why the trailer's on the Internet today. Oh, sweet Internet, what do you have for us this time out? More shirtless Lautner? More wolf vs. vampire battles? More unbuttoning? Let's see:

Oh, a bunch of slowly paced emotional fishcakes about a teen girl torn between the vampire who doesn't want her to join his cult  to turn her and the wolf who vows to fight for her until her heart stops beating? Blah blah blah. Good thing Victoria (Bryce Dallas Howard this time around) leaps into frame or else nothing of note would have happen. You'd barely even know there were supernatural beasties in this one. Looks like David Slade is sticking with Chris Weitz' aesthetic for this one, which is a shame, but props for the wildly emo shot of Edward when Jacob tells him to consider the possibility that Jacob's better for Bella than Edward. Seriously, with the pout and the black v-ncek and the necklace? Wow.

Also, "she found us"? Bella, hunny, you're exactly where she left you.