In one of those weird things where suddenly it's everywhere, everyone is talking about the Edward Cullen Manllow on esty. What's a manllow, you say? It's a man-pillow. Remember those little half armchair things that sat on your bed when you were a kid but too lazy to just rest your pillows upright against the headboard? Imagine one of those, only with longer arms and Edward Cullen's visage silk screened across the head. Yeah, like that.

Of course, this item sold February 15, so I'm not sure why we're all talking about it today. Some industrious pop artist should make one out of marble (as Stephenie Meyer describes her vampires), so girls everyone would find out what it would really be like to snuggle up to that every night (hint: cold, uncomfortable). In fact, this artist should do a whole Twilight statue (again, a Meyer word) series: Edward as David, Rosalie as Winged Victory, Carlisle as The Thinker. Dudes, I'm on to something here.