I've written before about my distaste for the hipster-y bacon trend of the past few years.  But with baconlube I think we can all agree that it's time for it to end.  Stop the madness, people.

Monday's Gossip Girl, "Touch of Eva," gave us several unexpected things: Eva's not evil, Nate is capable of using powers of observation, and Dan's hair could always get worse. All this and the greatest thing Chuck has ever said since "I'm Chuck Bass." Delicious!

Only Eva Could Make Being a Secret Prostie Boring

Blair and Serena lie to each other's faces that they are going to stay away from Chuck/Eva and Dan/Vanessa/Nate/Juliet, respectively. Blair's been Gossip Girl0stalking Chuck/Eva, learning about his newfound philanthropy and Cartier watch-giving. Aw, remember when Blair had to talk him out of buying a homeless shelter and turning it into lofts for hipsters? Good stuff. Blair tries retail therapy, by which she means pricing the watch Chuck gave Eva to see if it is more valuable than anything he gave her, and finds Eva returning the watch for cash, which she films. Attagirl.